Things no one tells you about making homemade salsa:
*Okay, so this has nothing to do with today's recipe, I know. But I am currently sitting in "salsa house" and must share. Besides, some of you might be contemplating making some salsa soon, and you need to be warned. I'll post all my nuggets of wisdom again with the recipe, don't worry! Now, where was I?*
Things no one tells you about making homemade salsa:
First: Wear gloves. Don't be a hero, you are slicing up jalapenos, and I don't care how tough you are, NOTHING gets jalapenos off your fingers. I tried it all, lemon, rubbing alcohol, baking soda, dish soap... Nuthin. You WILL put your finger in your eye. Or use it to put on lip balm and have spicy lips. Just wear the gloves.
Second: At some point you will have to cook this concoction, even if just for a few minutes. Make sure all of your doors and windows are open, all fans are on, you are simmering tear gas. You will run from your kitchen, eyes streaming, seeking shelter from the fumes! Ventilation, people!
Third: Keep ventilating as long as possible. All night if you can. Your whole house will smell like salsa. Which is kinda fun while you're making it, not so much when you wake up the next morning... and your pancakes taste like salsa... I'm re-ventilating as we speak.
Trust me on these. And have a muffin. :)